该片讲述了昔日一战成名的东北酒神老九（宋晓峰饰），为了帮助妹妹小九（崔菁格饰）不得不重出江湖，与房地产开发商田旭（黄继栋饰）及其手下们展开了一段围绕“酒”的斗智斗勇之旅的故事。
科里·斯旺森是一个熟食店的店员，乐观处世的他总是能够轻松化解各种千奇百怪的麻烦，同时他也善于将负面情绪深埋于心，不让旁人察觉自己的悲伤。美艳但性格却异常火爆的希娜·哈利迪曾是科里学生时代的梦中情人，而现在的她已是举世闻名的摔跤选手，借着校友聚会的契机回到故乡。分别十多年的两人如今将再次相遇，他们将擦出怎样的火花？科里又能否如愿抱得美人归呢？
In this scathing and subversive social comedy, life in post riot Los Angeles is dissected under the sardonic eye of John Boyz, an unemployed thirty nothing flounderer on Venice Beach who is trying to figure out what to do with his life. John can't be bothered with apathy, but no matter how much he wants to help people, he is too immobilized to do anything useful. Haunted by chronic insomnia and impending sense of doom, all he can do is watch, and John is an avid observer. Through his voyeuristic binoculars, he struggles to make sense of all the alienation and disaffection he sees in his neighborhood. In his journal he meticulously chronicles the mundane down to steadfast march of ants across his kitchen counter. John is desperately trying to keep one meaningless day from blending into next. He compulsively watches homemade videos of LA riots looking for a clue. But everywhere around him the city's social fabric is coming apart at the seams, and now it is John Boys's own threadbare ...
在一间教学素质低下的学校里，有一个不成文的传统：学生们凡是遇到了争执，都不能告诉老师家长，只能自己用拳头解决。石头（谢霆锋 饰）是最能打的一个同学，一次帮助富家子Edward（冯德伦 饰）解围，彼此成为朋友，二人也因此得罪了学校里的好战分子。阿凤（容祖儿 饰）一直暗恋既帅气学习有出色的Edward，而Edward认为学生最紧要是学习，会考时间逼近，Edward便义务帮助石头与阿凤补习。由于家境富有，Edward竟然在考试当天被绑架了，石头决心把他救回……
一个古怪、不循规蹈矩的女人，她天真地渴望从一名保安升职为一名成熟的私家侦探，但这却使她陷入了困境。
传说中的篇章，禁断的真人化！取自银魂原作中「神乐失眠篇」、「土方戒菸篇」、「牙医篇」，且恶搞了知名经典动漫大作《七龙珠》、《银河铁道999》。
陈村总（甄子丹 饰）之父是为人悭吝的盐商，因村总在村中读书，颇得父亲偏爱，不好命的大哥油饼则只能在父亲的盐场做苦工，但村总仍视大哥为至亲，不时帮忙做工。村总身手矫健，为人乐出风头，在学校将一富户家的公子哥惩治，公子哥埋伏村总却又被打至重伤。富户大怒，雇请哑杀手铁无情杀害村总一家。铁无情在村总外出时杀死其父兄。村总无家可归，流落江湖偶遇太极功夫在身的布袋戏艺人（袁祥仁 饰），并被其强迫做了夫妻俩家中的苦工，艺人妻子胖梅（沈殿霞 饰）同样是一位功夫高手，村总在二人家中做工，终于不堪劳累出走。铁无情追杀村总，村总不敌只得逃回布袋艺人家，自此村总苦学太极，矢志为父兄报仇……
